There is so much more to the story of our heroes, and the Nebraska wedding. Some of it will have to inevitably be left out, for if our girlfriends, wives, or fiances discovered the details of all our activities, they would be ours no longer. I am hiding the details on behalf of you, CA, CM, and RJ. JS and I only hold out so our mothers don't read about the naughty stuff that took place that week. So, on with the show.
The day before the wedding, someone had the bright idea that the wedding reception should be held in the biggest circus tent in all of Nebraska. Who's idea, I don't know, we will blame the groom. Those four who had made the ardous trip from other states had arrived at 1:30a.m. and 4:30a.m. respectfully. At 9a.m. they were up and headed to do those wedding things. Litlle did they know that those wedding things included the erection of this enormous, gargantuant, bohemuth of a tent. The tent was broken into 3 sections weighing 500 lbs a piece. The tent came with 36 poles, each pole had a corresponding 1 inch rebar four foot long stake which had to be driven three feet into the ground. The only way to do such a thing was to use a sledge hammer and take turns pounding them into the ground. As if this wasn't bad enough, that man that came brought the tent was a lunatic. He was crazy, swinging from ropes on the tent, climbing on top of the tent. He was insane. This adventure was no fun whatsoever. After four hours of constant deliberation, the tent was up. It was 50 yards long and 30 yards wide. That is a huge tent!!
Later that day we tried on our tuxedoes, which of course did not fit anyone, especially the fat people. We also spent some time at the gates of hell (aka Wal-Mart). Later that night was rehearsal dinner and the bachelor party. Much of what could and maybe should be said about those two events will remain censured for the sake of my salvation and CM's future wedding. But who knows, not too many days from now, you may look and find to your happiness a Nebraska Wedding Pt. 3. There is so much story left to tell. Until then...
Habemus Beatium!
BEATY FOR SAGU ALUMNI PRESIDENT!!
